America
is the land of opportunities for women. Already they own about
eightyfive percent of the wealth of the nation. Soon they will have it
all. Divorce has become a lucrative process, simple to arrange and easy
to forget; and ambitious females can repeat it as often as they please
and parlay(1) their winnings to astronomical figures. The husband's
death also brings satisfactory rewards and some
ladies
prefer to rely upon this method. They know that the waiting period will
not be unduly protracted for overwork and hypertension are bound to get
the poor devil before long, and he will die at his desk with a bottle
of benzedrines in one hand and a packet of tranquillisers in the other.
Succeeding
generations of youthful American males are not deterred in the
slightest by this terrifying pattern of divorce and death. The higher
the divorce rate climbs, the more eager they become. Young men marry
like mice, almost before they have reached the age of puberty, and a
large proportion of them have at least two ex-wives on the payroll by
the time they are thirty-six years old. To support these ladies in the
manner to which they are accustomed, the men must work like slaves,
which is of course precisely what they are. But now at last, as they
approach their premature middle age, a sense of disillusionment and fear
begins to creep slowly into their hearts, and in the evenings they take
to huddling together in little groups, in clubs and bars, drinking
their whiskies and swallowing their pills, and trying to comfort one
another with stories.
The
basic theme of these stories never varies. There are always three main
characters - the husband, the wife, and the dirty dog. The husband is a
decent cleanliving man working hard at his job. The wife is cunning,
deceitful, and lecherous, and she is invariably up to some sort of
jiggery-pokery (2) with the dirty dog. The husband is too good a man
even to suspect her. Things look black for the husband. Will the poor
man ever find out? Must he be a cuckold (3) for the rest of his life?
Yes, he must. But wait! Suddenly, by a brilliant manoeuvre, the husband
completely turns the tables on his monstrous spouse. The woman is
flabbergasted stupefied, humiliated defeated. The audience of men around
the bar smiles quietly to itself and takes a little comfort from the
fantasy.
1 To build or increase something from a small initial outlay or possession
2 Dishonest or deceitful behaviour
3 A man whose wife has committed adultery, often regarded as an object of scorn
There
are many of these stories going around, these wonderful
wishful-thinking dreamworld inventions of the unhappy male, but most of
them are too fatuous to be worth repeating, and far too fruity to be put
down on paper. there is one, however, that seems to be superior to the
rest particularly as it has the merit of being true. It is extremely
popular with twice- or thrice-bitten males in search of solace, and if
you are one of them and if you haven't heard it before, you may enjoy
the way it comes out. The story is called ‘Mrs Bixby and the Colonel's
Coat’, and it goes something like this: Mr and Mrs Bixby lived in a
smallish apartment somewhere in New York City. Mr Bixby was a dentist
who made an average income. Mrs Bixby was a big vigorous woman with a
wet mouth. Once a month, always on Friday afternoons, Mrs Bixby would
board the train at Pennsylvania Station and travel to Baltimore to visit
her old aunt. She would spend the night with the aunt and return to New
York on the following day in time to cook supper for her husband. Mr
Bixby accepted this arrangement goodnaturedly. He knew that Aunt Maude
lived in Baltimore, and that his wife was very fond of the old lady, and
certainly it would be unreasonable to deny either of them the pleasure
of a monthly meeting.
'Just so long as you don't ever expect me to accompany you' Mr Bixby had said in the beginning.
'Of course not, darling,' Mrs Bixby had answered `After all, she is not your aunt. She's mine.'
So far so good.
As
it turned out, however, the aunt was little more than a convenient
alibi (4) for Mrs Bixby. The dirty dog, in the shape of a gentleman
known as the Colonel, was lurking slyly in the background, and our
heroine spent the greater part of her Baltimore time in this scoundrel's
company. The Colonel was exceedingly wealthy. He lived in a charming
house on the outskirts of the town. No wife or family encumbered him
only a few discreet and loyal servants, and in Mrs Bixby's absence he
consoled himself by riding his horses and hunting the fox.
Year
after year, this pleasant alliance between Mrs Bixby and the Colonel
continued without a hitch (5). They met so seldom - twelve times a year
is not much when you come to think of it - that there was little or no
chance of their growing bored with one another. On the contrary, the
long wait between meetings only made the heart growfonder, and each
separate occasion became an exciting reunion. 'Tally-ho!' the Colonel
would cry each time he met her at the station in the big car.
"My dear, I'd almost forgotten how ravishing you looked. Let's go to earth.'
4 An excuse, especially to avoid blame
5 An unexpected difficulty, obstacle, delay, etc
Eight years went by.
It
was just before Christmas, and Mrs Bixby was standing on the station in
Baltimore waiting for the train to take her back to New York. This
particular visit which had just ended had been more than usually
agreeable, and she was in a cheerful mood. But then the Colonel's
company always did that to her these days. The man had a way of making
her feel that she was altogether a rather remarkable woman, a person of
subtle and exotic talents, fascinating beyond measure; and what a very
different thing that was from the dentist husband at home who never
succeeded in making her feel that she was anything but a sort of eternal
patient, someone who dwelt in the waitingroom silent among the
magazine, seldom if ever nowadays to be called in to suffer the finicky
precise ministrations of those clean pink hands.
'The
Colonel asked me to give you this,' a voice beside her said. She turned
and saw Wilkins, the Colonel's groom, a small wizened dwarf with grey
skin, and he was pushing a large flattish cardboard box into her arms.
'Good
gracious me!' she cried, all of a flutter. `My heavens, what an
enormous box! What is it, Wilkins? Was there a message? Did he send me a
message? '
'No message,' the groom said, and he walked away.
As
soon as she was on the train, Mrs Bixby carried the box into the
privacy of the Ladies' Room and locked the door. How exciting this was! A
Christmas present from the Colonel. She started to undo the string.
`I'll bet it's a dress,' she said aloud. `It might even be two dresses.
Or it might be a whole lot of beautiful underclothes. I won't look. I'll
just feel around and try to guess what it is. I'll try to guess the
colour as well, and exactly what it looks like. Also how much it cost.'
She
shut her eyes tight and slowly lifted off the lid. Then she put one
hand down into the box. There was some tissue paper on top; she could
feel it and hear it rustling. There was also an envelope or a card of
some sort. She ignored this and began burrowing underneath the tissue
paper, the fingers reaching out delicately, like tendrils.
'My God' she cried suddenly. `It can't be true!'
Then
she pounced on it and lifted it out of the box. Thick layers of fur
made a lovely noise against the tissue paper as they unfolded and when
she held it up and saw it hanging to its full length, it was so
beautiful it took her breath away. Never had she seen mink like this
before. It was mink, wasn't it? Yes, of course it was.
But
what a glorious colour! The fur was almost pure black. At first she
thought it was black; but when she held it closer to the window she saw
that there was a touch of blue in it as well, a deep rich blue, like
cobalt. Quickly she looked at the label. It said simply, WILD LABRADOR
MINK (6). There was nothing else, no sign of where it had been bought or
anything. But that, she told herself, was probably the Colonel's doing.
6. Visón
The
wily old fox was making darn sure he didn't leave any tracks. Good for
him. But what in the world could it have cost? She hardly dared to
think. Four, five, six thousand dollars? Possibly more. She just
couldn't take her eyes off it. Nor, for that matter, could she wait to
try it on.
Quickly
she slipped off her own plain red coat. She was panting a little now,
she couldn't help it and her eyes were stretched very wide. But oh God,
the feel of that fur! And those huge wide sleeves with their thick
turned-up cuffs ! Who was it had once told her that they always used
female skins for the arms and male skins for the rest of the coat?
Someone had told her that. Joan Rutfield probably; though how Joan would
know anything about mink she couldn't imagine.
The
great black coat seemed to slide on to her almost of its own accord,
like a second skin. Oh boy! It was the queerest feeling! She glanced
into the mirror. It was fantastic.
Her
whole personality had suddenly changed completely. She looked dazzling,
radiant, rich, brilliant, voluptuous, all at the same time. And the
sense of power that it gave her! In this coat she could walk into any
place she wanted and people would come scurrying around her like
rabbits. The whole thing was just too wonderful for words!
Mrs Bixby picked up the envelope that was still lying in the box. She opened it and pulled out the Colonel's letter:
I
once heard you saying you were fond of mink so I got you this. I'm told
it's a good one. Please accept it with my sincere good wishes as a
parting gift. For my own personal reasons I shall not be able to see you
any more. Good-bye and good luck.
Well!
Imagine that!
Right out of the blue, just when she was feeling so happy.
No more Colonel.
What a dreadful shock.
She would miss him enormously.
Slowly,
Mrs Bixby began stroking the lovely soft black fur of the coat. What
you lose on the swings you get back on the roundabouts. She smiled and
folded the letter, meaning to tear it up and throw it out of the window,
but in folding it she noticed that there was something written on the
other side:
ps. Just tell them that nice generous aunt of yours gave it to you for Christmas.
Mrs Bixby's mouth, at that moment stretched wide in a silky smile, snapped back like a piece of elastic.
'The man must be mad!' she cried. `Aunt Maude doesn't have that sort of money. She couldn't possibly give me this.'
But if Aunt Maude didn't give it to her, then who did?
Oh
God! In the excitement of finding the coat and trying it on she had
completely overlooked this vital aspect. In a couple of hours she would
be in New York. Ten minutes after that she would be home, and the
husband would be there to greet her; and even a man like Cyril, dwelling
as be did in a dark phlegmy world of root canals, bicuspids, and
caries, would start asking a few questions if his wife suddenly waltzed
in from a week-end wearing a six-thousand dollar mink coat.
You
know what I think, she told herself. I think that goddamn Colonel has
done this on purpose just to torture me. He knew perfectly well Aunt
Maude didn't have enough money to buy this. He knew I wouldn't be able
to keep it. But the thought of parting with it now was more than Mrs
Bixby could bear.
'I've got to have this coat!' she said aloud `I've got to have this coat! I've got to have this coat!'
Very
well, my dear. You shall have the coat. But don't panic. Sit still and
keep calm and start thinking. You're a clever girl, aren't you ? You've
fooled him before. The man never has been able to see much further than
the end of his own probe, you know that. So just sit absolutely still
and think. There's lots of time.
Two
and a half hours later, Mrs Bixby stepped off the train at Pennsylvania
Station and walked quickly to the exit. She was wearing her old red
coat again now and carrying the cardboard box in her arms. She signalled
for a taxi.
'Driver,' she said `would you know of a pawnbroker (7) that's still open around here?'
The man behind the wheel raised his brows and looked back at her, amused.
'Plenty along Sixth Avenue,' he answered.
'Stop at the first one you see, then will you please?' She got in and was driven away.
Soon the taxi pulled up outside a shop that had three brass balls hanging over the entrance.
'Wait for me, please, Mrs Bixby said to the driver, and she got out of the taxi and entered the shop.
There
was an enormous cat crouching on the counter eating fish heads out of a
whitesaucer. The animal looked up at Mrs Bixby with bright yellow eyes,
then looked away again and went on eating. Mrs Bixby stood by the
counter, as far away from the cat as possible, waiting for someone to
come, staring at the watches, the shoe buckles, the enamel brooches, the
old binoculars, the broken spectacles, the false teeth. Why did they
always pawn their teeth, she wondered.
'Oh,
good evening,' Mrs Bixby said. She began to untie the string around the
box. The man went up to the cat and started stroking it along the top
of its back, and the cat went on eating the fish heads.
'Isn't
it silly of me?' Mrs Bixby said. `I've gone and lost my pocketbook, and
this being Saturday, the banks are all closed until Monday and I've
simply got to have some money for the week-end. This is quite a valuable
coat, but I'm not asking much I only want to borrow enough on it to
tide me over till Monday. Then I'll come back and redeem it.'
The
man waited, and said nothing. But when she pulled out the mink and
allowed the beautiful thick fur to fall over the counter, his eyebrows
went up and he drew his hand away from the cat and came over to look at
it. He picked it up and held it out in front of him.
'If
only I had a watch on me or a ring,' Mrs Bixby said `I'd give you that
instead. But the fact is I don't have a thing with me other than this
coat.' She spread out her fingers for him to see.
7 A person whose business is lending money at interest on personal, movable property deposited with the lender until redeemed
'It looks new,' the man said, fondling the soft fur.
'Oh yes, it is. But, as I said, I only want to borrow enough to tide me over till Monday.
How about fifty dollars?'
'I'll loan you fifty dollars.'
'It's worth a hundred times more than that but I know you'll take good care of it until I return.'
The
man went over to a drawer and fetched a ticket and placed it on the
counter. The ticket looked like one of those labels you tie on to the
handle of your suitcase, the same shape and size exactly, and the same
stiff brownish paper. But it was perforated across the middle so that
you could tear it in two, and both halves were identical.
'Name?' he asked
'Leave that out. And the address.'
She saw the man pause, and she saw the nib of the pen hovering over the dotted line, waiting.
'You don't have to put the name and address, do you?'
The man shrugged and shook his head and the pen-nib moved on down to the next line.
'It's just that I'd rather not,' Mrs Bixby said 'It's purely personal.'
'You'd better not lose this ticket then.'
'I won't lose it.'
'You realise that anyone who gets hold of it can come in and claim the article?'
'Yes, I know that'
'Simply on the number.'
'Yes, I know.'
'What do you want me to put for a description.'
'No description either, thank you. It's not necessary. Just put the amount I'm borrowing.'
The pen-nib hesitated again, hovering over the dotted line beside the word ARTICLE.
'I
think you ought to put a description. A description is always a help if
you want to sell the ticket. You never know, you might want to sell it
sometime.'
'I don't want to sell it.'
'You might have to. Lots of people do.'
'Look,' Mrs Bixby said. 'I'm not broke, if that's what you mean. I simply lost my purse. Don't you understand?'
'You have it your own way then,' the man said. 'It's your coat.'
At
this point an unpleasant thought struck Mrs Bixby. 'Tell me something,'
she said. `If I don't have a description on my ticket how can I be sure
you'll give me back the coat and not something else when I return?'
'It goes in the books.'
'But all I've got is a number. So actually you could hand me any old thing you wanted, isn't that so?'
'Do you want a description or don't you?' the man asked 'No,' she said. `I trust you.'
The
man wrote `fifty dollars' opposite the word value on both sections of
the ticket then he tore it in half along the perforations and slid the
lower portion across the counter. He took a wallet from the inside
pocket of his jacket and extracted five ten dollar bills. `The interest
is three per cent a month,' he said.
'Yes, all right. And thank you. You'll take good care of it won't you?'
The man nodded but said nothing.
'Shall I put it back in the box for you?'
'No,' the man said.
Mrs Bixby turned and went out of the shop on to the street where the taxi was waiting. Ten minutes later, she was home.
'Darling,' she said as she bent over and kissed her husband 'Did you miss me?'
Cyril
Bixby laid down the evening paper and glanced at the watch on his
wrist. `It's twelve and a half minutes past six', he said. ‘You're a bit
late, aren't you?'
'I know. It's those dreadful trains. Aunt Maude sent you her love as usual. I'm dying for
a drink, aren't you?'
The
husband folded his newspaper into a neat rectangle and placed it on the
arm of his chair. Then he stood up and crossed over to the sideboard.
His wife remained in the centre of the room pulling off her gloves,
watching him carefully, wondering how long she ought to wait. He had his
back to her now, bending forward to measure the gin, putting his face
right up close to the measurer and peering into it as though it were a
patient's mouth.
It
was funny how small he always looked after the Colonel. The Colonel was
huge and bristly, and when you were near to him he smelled faintly of
horseradish (8). This one was small and neat and bony and he didn't
really smell of anything at all, except peppermint drops, which he
sucked to keep his breath nice for the patients.'
8. Olía a rábanos picantes
8. Olía a rábanos picantes
'See
what I've bought for measuring the vermouth' he said holding up a
calibrated glass beaker. ‘I can get it to the nearest milligram with
this.’
'Darling how clever.'
I
really must try to make him change the way he dresses, she told
herself. His suits are just too ridiculous for words. There had been a
time when she thought they were wonderful, those Edwardian jackets with
high lapels and six buttons down the front, but now they merely seemed
absurd. So did the narrow stovepipe trousers. You had to have a special
sort of face to wear things like that and Cyril just didn't have it. His
was a long bony countenance with a narrow nose and a slightly
prognathous jaw, and
when
you saw it coming up out of the top of one of those tightly fitting
old-fashioned suits it looked like a caricature of Sam Weller. He
probably thought it looked like Beau Brummel. It was a fact that in the
office he invariably greeted female patients with his white coat
unbuttoned so that they would catch a glimpse of the trappings
underneath; and in some obscure way this was obviously meant to convey
the impression that he was a bit of a dog. But Mrs Bixby knew better.
The plumage was a bluff. It meant nothing. It reminded her of an ageing
peacock strutting on the lawn with only half its feathers left. Or one
of those fatuous self-fertilising flowers - like the dandelion. A
dandelion never has to get fertilised for the setting of its seeds and
all those brilliant yellow petals are just a waste of time, a boast, a
masquerade. What's the word the biologists use? Subsexual. A dandelion
is subsexual. So, for that matter, are the summer broods of water fleas.
It sounds a bit like Lewis Carroll, she thought, waterfleas and
dandelions and dentists.
'Thank
you, darling,' she said, taking the martini and seating herself on the
sofa with her handbag on her lap. `And what did you do last night?'
I stayed on in the office and cast a few inlays (9). I also got my accounts up to date.'
'Now
really, Cyril, I think it's high time you let other people do your
donkey work for you. You're much too important for that sort of thing.
Why don't you give the inlays to the mechanic?'
'I prefer to do them myself. I'm extremely proud of my inlays.'
9. Empastes
9. Empastes
'I
know you are, darling, and I think they're absolutely wonderful.
They're the best inlays in the whole world. But I don't want you to burn
yourself out. And why doesn't that Pulteney woman do the accounts?
That's part of her job, isn't it?'
'She does do them. But I have to price everything up first. She doesn't know who's rich and who isn't.'
'This
Martini is perfect,' Mrs Bixby said setting down her glass on the side
table. 'Quite perfect.' She opened her bag and took out a handkerchief
as if to blow her nose. `Oh look!' she cried seeing the ticket. `I
forgot to show you this I found it just now on the seat of my taxi. It's
got a number on it, and I thought it might be a lottery ticket or
something, so I kept it.'
She
handed the small piece of stiff brown paper to her husband, who took it
in his fingers and began examining it minutely from all angles, as
though it were a suspect tooth.
'You know what this is?' he said slowly.
'No dear, I don't.'
'It's a pawn ticket.'
'A what?'
'A ticket from a pawnbroker. Here's the name and address of the shop - somewhere on Sixth Avenue.'
'Oh dear, I am disappointed. I was hoping it might be a ticket for the Irish Sweep (10).'
10. Una especie de lotería cuya recaudación tenía fines caritativos
10. Una especie de lotería cuya recaudación tenía fines caritativos
'There's no reason to be disappointed,' Cyril Bixby said. `As a matter of fact this could
be rather amusing.'
'Why could it be amusing, darling?'
He
began explaining to her exactly how a pawn ticket worked, with
particular reference to the fact that anyone possessing the ticket was
entitled to claim the article. She listened patiently until he had
finished his lecture.
'You think it's worth claiming?' she asked.
'I think it's worth finding out what it is. You see this figure of fifty dollars that's written
here? You know what that means?' No, dear, what does it mean?'
'It means that the item in question is almost certain to be something quite valuable.
'You mean it'll be worth fifty dollars?'
'More like five hundred'
'Five hundred!'
'Don't you understand?' he said. 'A pawnbroker never gives you more than about a
tenth of the real value.'
'Good gracious! I never knew that.'
'There's
a lot of things you don't know, my dear. Now you listen to me. Seeing
that there's no name and address of the owner.' 'But surely there's
something to say who it belongs to?'
'Not a thing. People often do that. They don't want anyone to know they've been to a pawnbroker. They're ashamed of it'.
'Then you think we can keep it?'
'Of course we can keep it This is now our ticket.'
'You mean my ticket,' Mrs Bixby said firmly. ‘I found it.’
'My
dear girl, what does it matter ? The important thing is that we are now
in a position to go and redeem it any time we like for only fifty
dollars. How about that?'
'Oh,
what fun!' she cried `I think it's terribly exciting, especially when
we don't even know what it is. It could be anything, isn't that right,
Cyril? Absolutely anything!'
'It could indeed, although it's most likely to be either a ring or a watch.'
'But
wouldn't it be marvellous if it was a real treasure? I mean something
really old like a wonderful old vase or a Roman statue.'
'There's no knowing what it might be, my dear. We shall just have to wait and see.'
'I
think it's absolutely fascinating! Give me the ticket and I'll rush
over first thing Monday morning and find out!' 'I think I'd better do
that.'
'Oh no!' she cried `Let Me do it!'
'I think not. I'll pick it up on my way to work'.
'But it's my ticket! Please let me do it Cyril! Why should you have all the fun?'
'You don't know these pawnbrokers, my dear. You're liable to get cheated'
'I wouldn't get cheated honestly I wouldn't. Give it to me, please.'
'Also
you have to have fifty dollars,' he said smiling. `You have to pay out
fifty dollars in cash before they'll give it to you'
'I've got that,' she said. `I think.'
'I've got that,' she said. `I think.'
‘I'd rather you didn't handle it, if you don't mind.’
'But Cyril, I found it. It's mine. Whatever it is, it's mine, isn't that right?'
'Of course it's yours, my dear. There's no need to get so worked up about it.'
'I'm not. I'm just excited that's all.'
'I
suppose it hasn't occurred to you that this might be something entirely
masculine a pocket-watch, for example, or a set of shirt-studs. It
isn't only women that go to pawnbrokers, you know.'
'In
that case I'll give it to you for Christmas,' Mrs Bixby said
magnanimously. `I'll be delighted. But if it's a woman's thing, I want
it myself. Is that agreed?'
'That sounds very fair. Why don't you come with me when I collect it?'
Mrs
Bixby was about to say yes to this, but caught herself just in time.
She had no wish to be greeted like an old customer by the pawnbroker in
her husband's presence.
'No,'
she said slowly. `I don't think I will. You see, it'll be even more
thrilling if I stay behind and wait. Oh, I do hope it isn't going to be
something that neither of us want.'
'You've got a point there,' he said. `If I don't think it's worth fifty dollars, I won't even take it.'
'But you said it would be worth five hundred.'
'I'm quite sure it will. Don't worry.'
'Oh, Cyril, I can hardly wait! Isn't it exciting?'
'It's amusing,' he said slipping the ticket into his waistcoat pocket. `There's no doubt about that.'
Monday morning came at last and after breakfast Mrs Bixby followed her husband to the door and helped him on with his coat.
'Don't work too hard, darling' she said.
'No, all right'
'Home at six?'
'I hope so.'
'Are you going to have time to go to that pawnbroker?' she asked.
'My God, I forgot all about it. I'll take a cab and go there now. It's on my way.'
'You haven't lost the ticket, have you?'
'I hope not' he said feeling in his waistcoat pocket `No, here it is.'
'And you have enough money?'
'Just about.'
'Darling,' she said, standing close to him and straightening his tie, which was perfectly
straight.' If it happens to be something nice, something you think I might like, will you
telephone me as soon as you get to the office?'
'If you want me to, yes.'
'You know, I'm sort of hoping it'll be something for you, Cyril. I'd much rather it was for you than for me.'
'That's very generous of you, my dear. Now I must run.'
About
an hour later, when the telephone rang, Mrs Bixby was across the room
so fast she had the receiver off the hook before the first ring had
finished.
'I got it!' he said.
'You did! Oh, Cyril, what was it? Was it something good?'
'Good!' he cried. `It's fantastic! You wait till you get your eyes on this! You'll swoon! (11)'
11. Te caerás desmayada
11. Te caerás desmayada
'Darling, what is it? Tell me quick!'
'You're a lucky girl, that's what you are.'
'It's for me, then?'
'Of
course it's for you. Though how in the world it ever got to be pawned
for only fifty dollars I'll be damned if I know. Someone's crazy.'
'Cyril! Stop keeping me in suspense! I can't bear it !'
'You'll go mad when you see it'
'What is it?'
'Try to guess.'
Mrs Bixby paused. Be careful, she told herself. Be very careful now.
'A necklace,' she said
'Wrong.'
'A diamond ring.'
'You're not even warm. I'll give you a hint. It's something you can wear.'
'Something I can wear? You mean like a hat?'
'No, it's not a hat,' he said laughing.
'For goodness sake, Cyril! Why don't you tell me?'
'Because I want it to be a surprise. I'll bring it home with me this evening.'
'You'll do nothing of the sort!' she cried `I'm coming right down there to get it now!'
'I'd rather you didn't do that.'
'Don't be so silly, darling. Why shouldn't I come ?'
'Because I'm too busy. You'll disorganise my whole morning schedule. I'm half an hour behind already.'
'Then I'll come in the lunch hour. All right?'
'I'm not having a lunch hour. Oh well, come at one-thirty then while I'm having a
sandwich. Good-bye.'
At
half past one precisely, Mrs Bixby arrived at Mr Bixby's place of
business and rang the bell. Her husband in his white dentist's coat,
opened the door himself.
'Oh Cyril, I'm so excited!'
'So you should be. You're a lucky girl, did you know that?' He led her down the passage and into the surgery.
'Go
and have your lunch, Miss Pulteney,' he said to the assistant, who was
busy putting instruments into the sterilizer. 'You can finish that when
you come back.' He waited until the girl had gone, then he walked over
to a closet that he used for hanging up his clothes and stood in front
of it pointing with his finger.' It's in there,' he said.' Now - shut
your eyes.'
Mrs
Bixby did as she was told. Then she took a deep breath and held it, and
in the silence that followed she could hear him opening the cupboard
door and there was a soft swishing sound as he pulled out a garment from
among the other things hanging there.
'All right! You can look!'
'I don't dare to,' she said laughing.
'Go on. Take a peek.'
Coyly
(11), beginning to giggle, she raised one eyelid a fraction of an inch,
just enough to give her a dark blurry view of the man standing there in
his white overalls holding something up in the air.
'Mink!' he cried. `Real mink!'
12. Artfully or affectedly shy or reserved; slyly hesitant; coquettish
12. Artfully or affectedly shy or reserved; slyly hesitant; coquettish
At
the sound of the magic word she opened her eyes quickly and at the same
time she actually started forward in order to clasp the coat in her
arms.
But there was no coat. There was only a ridiculous little fur neckpiece dangling from her husband's hand.
'Feast your eyes on that!' he said waving it in front of her face.
Mrs
Bixby put a hand up to her mouth and started backing away. I'm going to
scream she told herself. I just know it. I'm going to scream.
'What's
the matter, my dear? Don't you like it?' He stopped waving the fur and
stood staring at her, waiting for her to say something.
'Why yes,' she stammered `I . . . I . . . think it's . . . it's lovely . . .really lovely.'
'Quite took your breath away for a moment there, didn't it?' 'Yes, it did.'
'Magnificent
quality,' he said. `Fine colour, too. You know something, my dear? I
reckon a piece like this would cost you two or three hundred dollars at
least if you had to buy it in a shop.' 'I don't doubt it.'
There
were two skins, two narrow mangy-looking skins with their heads still
on them and glass beads in their eye sockets and little paws hanging
down. One of them had the rear end of the other in its mouth biting it.
'Here,'
he said `Try it on.' He leaned forward and draped the thing around her
neck, then stepped back to admire. `It's perfect It really suits you. It
isn't everyone who has mink, my dear.' 'No, it isn't.' 'Better leave it
behind when you go shopping or they'll all think we're millionaires and
start charging us double.'
'I'll try to remember that, Cyril.'
'I'm afraid you mustn't expect anything else for Christmas. Fifty dollars was rather more than I was going to spend anyway.'
He
turned away and went over to the basin and began washing his hands.
`Run along now, my dear, and buy yourself a nice lunch. I'd take you out
myself but I've got old man Gorman in the waiting-room with a broken
clasp on his denture.'
I'm
going to kill that pawnbroker, she told herself. I'm going right back
there to the shop this very minute and I'm going to throw this filthy
neckpiece right in his face and if he refuses to give me back my coat
I'm going to kill him.
'Did I tell you I was going to be late home tonight?' Cyril Bixby said still washing his hands.
'No.'
'It'll probably be at least eight-thirty the way things look at the moment. 'It may even be nine.'
'Yes, all right. Good-bye.' Mrs Bixby went out, slamming the door behind her.
At
that precise moment, Miss Pulteney, the secretary-assistant came
sailing past her down the corridor on her way to lunch. 'Isn't it a
gorgeous day?' Miss Pulteney said as she went by, flashing a smile.
There was lilt (12) in her walk, a little whiff (14) of perfume
attending her, and she looked like a queen, just exactly like a queen in
the beautiful black mink coat that the Colonel had given to Mrs Bixby.
13. Rhythmic swing or cadence
14. Smell